J has been helping me keep a list of what's come out of my mouth this first trimester, so here we go:
(Me after a grocery trip) "Pregnant Jenn is a dangerous shopper. I had to walk quickly through the Little Debbie section."
"What do you think about going to get me breakfast tacos before you leave for work?"
"Water out of a plastic bottle tastes better."
"Um, can you be home at 6 with poboys?"
"EXTREME Sour Patch Kids might be a little too much."
"Does that gas station next to your office have gummi bears? And ginger ale?"
(And a text) "I'm pregnant. 'Don't take the girl' has me in tears."
There's taking your toddler for afternoon French fries.
And a husband who comes home with Canes' lemonade.
And a grocery trip where I came home with this: