Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Things Pregnant Women Say and Do

I promise we'll return to regularly scheduled blog posts (AKA -- days with The Sheriff with few link-ups thrown in) but I've got a few things to remember about our newest addition first.


J has been helping me keep a list of what's come out of my mouth this first trimester, so here we go:

(Me after a grocery trip) "Pregnant Jenn is a dangerous shopper. I had to walk quickly through the Little Debbie section."

"What do you think about going to get me breakfast tacos before you leave for work?"

"Water out of a plastic bottle tastes better."

"Um, can you be home at 6 with poboys?"

"EXTREME Sour Patch Kids might be a little too much."

"Does that gas station next to your office have gummi bears? And ginger ale?"

(And a text) "I'm pregnant. 'Don't take the girl' has me in tears."



And then...

There's taking your toddler for afternoon French fries.

And a husband who comes home with Canes' lemonade.

And a grocery trip where I came home with this:



What?!?!
Be safe LA friends! We are keeping y'all in our prayers!

17 comments:

Sugar Mommy said...

Ah, "Don't Take the Girl"! Love that song. And I was right with there with Cane's lemonade. Chick-fil-A was a close 2nd.

Natalie said...

OMG you just took me back with that song! Sounds like you are liking your sugar this first trimester :) So happy for you!

Faith said...

awww i actually know that song! haha not much of a country song gal ;) and what a fun 1st trimester you've had. i love that you are now openly blogging about pregnancy! cant wait to watch you grow. :)

Am I Really Grown Up? said...

Don't take the girl chokes me up and I'm not pregnant:)

Sarah @ It's a Vol said...

Let me explain something to you. If this baby is a girl you need to avoid Darius Rucker's song "It Won't Be Like This For Long" at all costs. Do you hear me? All. Costs. You will dissolve into a helpless puddle of blubbering tears and snot. Seriously I had to pull over to the side of the road one day. It still gets me.

ok PSA over! I hope you are feeling good! :)

Sarah @ It's a Vol said...

PS... due date? How far along? How're you feeling? I need the deets! :)

D @ Naptime in Suburbia said...

The queso picture takes me back about 20 months. I craved, craved, craved it!

Lindsay said...

Ahhh I love this- too funny!

Andie said...

Again, congrats! And yes, more details!

the workaholic momma said...

Love this...the shopping trio finds pic is my favorite:). It's so crazy what being pregnant can do!!!

kc said...

Oh! That's so exciting! I'm just now realizing your happy news! Gotta love those close reading skills ;)

And don't worry about the cravings. I eat all that stuff and worse on a regular day!

Nicole said...

I think I am going to love Pregnant Jenn! I am assuming this will mean lots of treats over the next several months. And I am always ready to try anything new! Hope you are feeling great!

mom said...

aaaahhhhhhh lol from deep in LA where we ARE recovering!

HK said...

hahaha hilarious!

first trimester, emotions and cravings are the worse/best of pregnancy it seems!! :)

Sara said...

Oh this is so funny! I had an insatiable appetite my entire pregnancy. I couldn't get enough CHICKEN TACOS! I ate them 8 times a week! Unreal.

The Femats said...

hilarious... i can relate to each of these! :)

Celeste said...

I sent my husband to the store on Sunday with a giant list to make enchiladas, mexican rice, etc. He was almost done shopping and I texted him, "Scratch that. Steaks and potatoes." I'm lucky I'm pregnant, because if not, I'd be divorced.