Ok, yes, Truthful Tuesday sounds better because "truthful" doesn't have the "th" that Thursday needs, but I need a post for today (and now tonight), not next week. I can't think that far ahead right now.
Truth: Swim diapers do their job. Sort of. Until you have to change poop diaper in bathroom changing table. Toddler poop, water, won't go any further---Mortifying Mess!
Truth: You can spill a plate full of cut-up breakfast taco, your toddler can then spill half a pint of orange juice down his jammies, and you will survive past 8:30 am. You'll make it to an afternoon Target trip where toddler fails to hold your coveted salty pretzel with two hands and half breaks, falling beneath the Icee machine, and then, you'll make to bedtime, even without a glass or three of wine.
Truth: Sometimes you can heal the world by dropping whatever it is you're doing to sit right down on the kitchen floor and hold an upset toddler in your lap.
Truth: Toddler clothing does not need skulls. (Ok, maybe that's not a truth really, just my opinion.)
Truth: Letting your toddler play with your phone results in the following in your photo stream: